{"product_id":"9781035049233","title":"I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend : More Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAuthor: Harry Trevaldwyn\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eGeneral fiction (Children's \/ Teenage)\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 2 July 2026 by Pan Macmillan (First Ink) in the United Kingdom as part of 'the Patch Simmons' series.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePaperback | 368 pages\u003cbr\u003e196 x 130 x 24 | 248g\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs' - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama KingGet ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend . . . keeping him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:Am I in a relationship with Sam?Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' - 5 star review'Extremely funny YA' - 5 star review'Funny and sweet and so real. I cannot recommend this book enough! If you want to swoon and laugh, read it!' - 5 star review\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cobham Bookshop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56738048442754,"sku":"9781035049233","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0569\/4567\/2367\/files\/9781035049233.jpg?v=1782713173","url":"https:\/\/www.cobhambooks.com\/products\/9781035049233","provider":"Cobham Books ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}